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. Web These 50 funny plant quotes and garden quotes will bring some sass to your home or garden area. Dont water your plants as often as you wash your hands. Think about it now.

Gardening has deep connection with our childhood. All these funny gardening quotes are to make us feel better. Web Plant Sayings General Blame it on my roots Grow with the flow I need a drink Plants are my soil mates Pot it like its hot I dig plants Pot head Im thirsty Bloom there it is.

Wash your hands water your plants. Web Gardening is not so easy. Web A list of reasons why I love plants.

Web We know we cannot plant seeds with closed fists. Youre basically a plant with more complicated. Your intuitive powers increase when you are with plants because your mind is silenced and you become more aware in the present moment.

Web You could create clothes with a funny pun written across the chest. Drink water and get sunlight. A proper watering regime is the most important part of plant care.

What does a nosey pepper do. Plants are friends Aloe there. Or you could write with paint a pun on a planting pot like you grow girl for your ficus plant or.

To sow we must open our hands Adolfo Perez Esquivel The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. Use the short and simple sayings to make outdoor garden signs or. I have enough plants said no one ever Home is where your plants are.

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